Saturday, January 26, 2008

Dahi kar rela hai!

Maa kasam bhai log saale sab namune apne koich milte haina...saala dimaagh ka dahi hogaila hai...bole toh fultoo vaat lagela hai! iski to saali ma ki aankh abhi kya bolega saala dost ich baaju mein churi ghusayenga toh kya bolne ka maamu...

Aur suna hai Australia mein bhi Agra ka monkey-man dekha gaya hai...arre wahich apna bhajji ka dost...saale ki g**** mein bahut mirchi lageli hai..barobar haar ke baad naatki kar rele hain...Aur karo natak aur phir jhelo Irfan ko...jeeta kaun? bole toh pointing ki chaddi phaad daali maamu..(waise chaddi pahenta hai kya?)

arre benazeer ko bhi tapka daala yaar...bole toh pakistan mein mushu bhai cha gaile haina..abe saalo jeb mein nahin daane amma chali bhunane..saale bush ke chamche log...kya democracy chalayenge...mein toh bolta hun pakistan ko wapas india mein mila do...bantais phir dekhna sub-continent se america ki bhi phategi...! sab apnich ch****giri hai jo yeh gore log uchal rele hain nahin toh kahan woh aur kahan apni sabbhiyata...

Apun ek baat bolenga bhailog apna desh kitnaich pashchimi kapde pehan rela hai pan jo serkozy ke saath kia sahi mein mazah aagya..Saale ki dao ko ghusneich nahin diya...bechara...

Aajkal apna bhi din raat naach rela hai bole toh kabhi taal sidhi jaati hai kabhi taanporaich toot jaata hai...aur tum bolo chamiya vamiya moje mein...koi raapchik chameli mili kya?

aur kya bolega...apun khaali bankas karta hai tum saala log commentich nahin maarta..page open kia bole toh comment marne ka...chala ata me zanaar tumhi log masti nako kara...kaam kara kaam kara...sum mein allah raam kara...nahin tar me tumhala marnaar!...munna tumcha aamdaar...!

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