huhhhhhhhh...

Aur aapa log kya bolte...shahar ka chaliya, rang rasiya, apun idhar wapas aagaila hai...bole toh mast jhankaar beats life horela hai pun saala ek ich gum hai yeh b******* mantri log ki g*** mein abhut dum aagaila hai...mantri chod yaar, saala aajkal ka chokra log sadak pe public ko bhadka rela hai, kya bolne ka, abhi dhanda bana daala hai sab.. har ek ko apna garoor hai, iski maa ka ghanta saala...saala sab log ko mcoca lagao aur andar bhejo, kya hindu kya muslim sab saale paise ke gulaam...dharam ke naam pe, jabaan ke naam pe logon ka rape karne ka...

apun kasam se pakk gaila hai, dimaagh ki khoti horeli hai, saala time ich pass nahi horela...mumbai ki sadkon pe chamiya log phir se chamakreli hain...ae maamu koi kaam bata nahin toh hata sawan ki ghata, pardah phaad aur jalwa dikha...chal yaar mood nahin hai, apun wantaas leta hai...aur kaki azoba bara aahe ka? me kaun tumcha munna...!

Nomoshkaar..!

Arre daud reli hai mamu log, bole toh apun ki dhanno ud reli hai...apun abhi life khoob enjoy kar rela hai..aur tum log ka kya...item vitem moje mein...saala jindagi ka matlabich badal gaya...full too raapchik...baaki baad mein likhunga, abhi apne paas time kum hai...toh lage raho mamu log...ani dua kara...apne ko apni raah mile...nomoshkar..

Dahi kar rela hai!

Maa kasam bhai log saale sab namune apne koich milte haina...saala dimaagh ka dahi hogaila hai...bole toh fultoo vaat lagela hai! iski to saali ma ki aankh abhi kya bolega saala dost ich baaju mein churi ghusayenga toh kya bolne ka maamu...

Aur suna hai Australia mein bhi Agra ka monkey-man dekha gaya hai...arre wahich apna bhajji ka dost...saale ki g**** mein bahut mirchi lageli hai..barobar haar ke baad naatki kar rele hain...Aur karo natak aur phir jhelo Irfan ko...jeeta kaun? bole toh pointing ki chaddi phaad daali maamu..(waise chaddi pahenta hai kya?)

arre benazeer ko bhi tapka daala yaar...bole toh pakistan mein mushu bhai cha gaile haina..abe saalo jeb mein nahin daane amma chali bhunane..saale bush ke chamche log...kya democracy chalayenge...mein toh bolta hun pakistan ko wapas india mein mila do...bantais phir dekhna sub-continent se america ki bhi phategi...! sab apnich ch****giri hai jo yeh gore log uchal rele hain nahin toh kahan woh aur kahan apni sabbhiyata...

Apun ek baat bolenga bhailog apna desh kitnaich pashchimi kapde pehan rela hai pan jo serkozy ke saath kia sahi mein mazah aagya..Saale ki dao ko ghusneich nahin diya...bechara...

Aajkal apna bhi din raat naach rela hai bole toh kabhi taal sidhi jaati hai kabhi taanporaich toot jaata hai...aur tum bolo chamiya vamiya moje mein...koi raapchik chameli mili kya?

aur kya bolega...apun khaali bankas karta hai tum saala log commentich nahin maarta..page open kia bole toh comment marne ka...chala ata me zanaar tumhi log masti nako kara...kaam kara kaam kara...sum mein allah raam kara...nahin tar me tumhala marnaar!...munna tumcha aamdaar...!