aur bidu log...aaj phir tekri pe...

aur maamu log kia bolta...abhi apun bahut josh mein hai...kaam bhi mast raapchik chalrela hai...pun saath mein tension bhi badhrela hai...apun bahut bore hota hai aajkal..saala life khatta meetha hai...abhi apne ko roz apni raqqasa sapne mein dikhti hai...aur apun yahisc sochte sochte raat jaagran karta hai...

aur tum bolo..kasa kai bara aahe? tum log bhi saala bhahut tension lete ho yaar...arre tension toh ab dipika ko hai...ek saath do chaave...ek chakke maarta hai aur doosra to dhoich dalta hai...bechari dipika...:P

arre yaar yeh media ke cho*** log aish-abhi ke peeche kyun pad gele hain...aaj karvachoth hai toh kal aish bachche kab degi...saale chocolate leke beithe hain kia....

Yeh chote nawaab ne zabrdast haath maara hai yaar...yaqeen nahin aata..pehle apni se bahut ziada age ki lady aur ab apni se bahut kum ki...pan mamu kuch bhi bolo...hero aish kar rela hai...bechara shahid ka-phool murjha gaya...

Dravid team se bahar aur yeh taklu veeru ander...arre kyun matti paleed karte ho...ekich toh achcha khiladi tha..woh bhi bahar ab hilate raho cup ko...

chalo bahut bakwaas jhaad diya...aata apun wantaas ki leta hai...tum bhi kuch lelo..aur chachi chicha ka khayaal rakha aajkal bahut uchal rele hain...sabhi apne chane waalon ko mera dher saara chumma...ae chamiya sunna...apun kaun..munna!:D

wohich juna lafda....

what the hell it is?????? wohich saala roz ka chick chick...manager log ka lafda...apni anti mein money dabane ka apne ko door se honey dikhane ka...abhi toh bahut bardasht hogaya...bole toh over flow horela hai...saale log khud ko samajhte kia hai...har time ek na ek naya shot karte hain...

laucha hogaya bhai log woh saala wapas wohich juna lafda naam ka aur kaam ka...yeh toh hua apna life...tum bolo kia kar rele ho...koi dhunno pati ya abhi bhi lutrele ho apun ke jaisa...

arre apne hero yuvraj ne toh angrez log ki maa******** kar daali...woh yede flintoff ne faaltu lafda kia...n bhai ne toh chakkon ki barsaat kar daali...bahut maza aaya...ek dum solid apun ke maafiq game tha...

arre Ram setu pe yeh log kaahe ko lafda kar rele hain...rehne do usko waisa hi...jub sentiments hurt hote toh kaahe ko chedne ka...govt pagal hogeili hai...minister log ko paisa mila rahega kar keich uchal rele hain...abhi paisa lauta nahin sakte toh ram ke hone ka bhi vishwaas nahi karte...inka koi dharam nahin...

aur koi international khabar??? yeh sab thanda chal rela hai apun ke jaisa...apun toh sahi mein pakrela hai...

arre haan America ke ek senetor ne God pe muqadma kia hai...haina saala maamu!!!!

chalo abhi apun vantaas leta hai...

paan, supari, chunna...aapka pyaar munna....

dhunno lutreli hai!!!

salaam bhai log...

kia bolte...tumhari aapa log to moje mein na...apun ki toh saali dhannoich lut gayeli hai...bole toh akhkha life ka tension ooper wala yehich time pe derela hai...ghar ka tension kaam ka tension...bole toh saala tensionich tension...

yeh saala manager log maamu hote hai...kuch nahin aata inko..khali peeli dimaagh ki dahi karte hain...saale sochte apun koi machine hai bas ghiste rehne ka...inki toh maa ki aankh...

aur indo-pak match dekhe kia...kia solid game tha..sahi bole toh full too enjoy...yaar apun ka vaat lag gayela hai..saala chavanni ka profit nahin ulta athanni ka lafda...

apun ke liye dua karna...tumhara munna...jisko public ne lagaya chunna...

aur bantay log..apun bahut dinon baad idhar bakwaas jhaadrela hai...apun ko timeich nahi milta na...bahut busy hogaila hai...pun tum log tension nahi lene ka...woh MCBC*** log ka time nazdeeq aagaila hai...apun hai na sabko thanda kardega..aur koi khabar mili kya...arre yeh rashtrapati ka kya lafda hai...sum mein kalaam sahaab ko bana daalo yaar...akhka country mein usse solid aadmi koi nahi hai...apne bharat ki shaan hai woh...

apni gaadi bhi solid chalreli hai...sab dhanno log ko nacharela hun...kaam bhi phirst kil'ass***...aur yeh bunty aish kar rela hai...pun mamu aish karela hai...woh kya bolte hain...B*** na B*****.......phokut ka locha...khudko bahut shaani samajhti hai aidi...

aur tum log kya bolte...gaandhiji ko pranaam...kalaam sahab ko salaam...ani tumhi logan ke liye pappi...ae paape tu ne puppi kyun li...yeh bhi bahut uchalti hai...

chalo abhi apan vantaas ki leta hai...tum log aish karo apun cash karega...

aunty ji namaste aise hi raho haste...

munna...